Memoirs of wt simply wsnt meant 2 b...

it was slated to be a disastrous day...i shud hv read d signs...in order to celebrate the painstakingly horrible day at office, Twara and I decided to do something in order to get over our boredom....V had several options...centre square mall, Little Italy, Havmor, Pizza hut blah blah...BUT..v decided to go 2 Dominoes and try the yumilicious pasta (thanks 2 barr)

so...veg pasta, chicken wings and coke...seemed perfect!..it all went blurrrr aftr i opened the barely there sized pasta box...and wt i saw inside had "doom" written all over it!!! wtf!!! these Dominoes ppl..hv they EVER eaten/seen pasta in life!!??? i felt all d more sorry for Twara as she dznt really like non veg...poor thing...actually poor me..i was d one who had 2 "see" Twara eat that stuff that they claimed to be pasta!! I chose to hog on my chicken wings and try to make it as soothing 4 Twara as possible..Ofcourse v HAD to now get over what v had eaten!!and thats when v decided 2 catch a movie!!

* ..i calld Barr and kicked the shit outta him for ever daring to suggest dominoes pasta 2 me!!from now on..no taking his advice in matters related to human food!!!

so..me and twara headed for inox and decided to watch whichever movie was on ..so..these were our options: "Life Partner"..."Quick gun Murugan"..."Race to witch mountain"...and "Kissan"...cummon!!!WTF!!!

well v looked at each other and v knew instantly that "kissan" and "quick gun Murugan" were not even in d race!! it was now down to "Life Partner" and "Race to witch mountain"..Tough one i must say...then i decided to say smthin profound and this is wt i said.."Twara..a badly made English movie will ANYTIME b better than a Hindi "comedy" film"...Twara seemed to agree..so..."Race to witch mountain" it was..

there was half an hour left 4 d screen to open and v decided to do something dt'll help us prepare for the plunge that v wr bout 2 take....v went 2 CCD and had a chocolate fantasy wid extra chocolate sauce (i tld d waiter that d experience was heavenly)..

We enter the theatre and there it was...my worst nightmare!!Me and Twara had the ENTIRE theatre to ourselves!!now...cummon..i am a weak hearted prsn..u bet i ws freaked...it ws d first time i realised how big a theatre actually is!!then there were the inevitable "vicco" ads..Twara was damn excited bout the whole "havin the theatre to ourselves" thingie....then to my relief sm 6 more morons decided to come and watch the film wid us...i heaved a sigh of relief..but soon...the movie started..

OMG!!!!yes...it was actually the worst English movie i hv EVER seen!i totally take my "profound statement" back!!the experience was...how shud i put it...yes..painful....dts wt it was..utterly painful...and v wr at out wits end figuring out how d hell do v get over wt v had jst seen!!!

thankfully, v decided to sleep over the whole thing and not try to experiment further

ps: the highlights of eve : chicken wings... CCD's heavenly treat and the trailer of "Up" jst b4 d trauma began!!!