Things that straight men do/say that make them look/sound queer

1) "I can't talk to you right now coz it is time to sow carrots on Farmville"

2) Mix sugar in tea with their pinky....and then lick their finger

3) Make a squeaking sound while laughing

4) Cry everytime SRK cries

5) Wear REAL tight jeans (especially the ones worn with pointy shoes)

6) Call on radio shows like "love guru" and ask.."ye pyaar kaise hota hai?"

7) Hold their bottle or umbrella between their legs

8) Wear a T-shirt that says "I am cool"

9) Tuck a white banyan in tight jeans and complete the "look" by wearing completely black sunglasses

10) Sit with one leg on top of the other

11) When asked for a dream date with a celebrity, they reply..." I want to go to Amsterdam with Ashok Saraf"

It's been LONG since i posted smthin..bt then again...i'ts been LONG since i read smthing beautiful...or saw smthing exceptional...or heard smthing heart warming.. or felt smthing different..

guess it's ok if i dnt blog 4 a while :P